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Glossary of Blonde Medicine

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/20/2000
 
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Artery — Study of paintings
Bacteria — Back door of a cafeteria
Barium — What doctors do when a patient dies
Bowel — A letter like A,E,I,O,U
Caesarian Section — A district in Rome
Cataract — Weird pontoon boat
Cat Scan — Searching for a Kitty
Cauterize — Made eye contact with her
Colic — A sheep dog
Coma — A punctuation mark
Congenital — Friendly
D & C — Where Washington is
Dilate — To live long
Enema — Not a Friend
Fester — Quicker
Fibula — Small Lie
Genital — Non-Jewish
G.I. Series — Soldier Ball Game
Hangnail — To Hang Pictures on
Impotent — Distinguished; well known
Labor Pain — Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff — Doctor's Cane
Morbid — Higher Offer
Nitrate — Different then Day Rate
Node — Was aware of
Outpatient — Person who has fainted
Papsmear — Fatherhood Test
Pelvis — Cousin of Elvis
Postperative — Letter Carrier
Prostrate — Flat on your back
Recovery Room — Place to do upholstery
Rectum — Damn near killed him
Secretion — Hiding something
Seizure — Roman Emperor
Tablet. — Small table
Terminal Illness — Getting sick at the Airport
Tibia — Country in North Africa
Tumor — Add a couple more
Urine — Opposite of "You're Out"
Varicose — Near by
Vein — Conceited

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    ok (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 10:28:10 PM EST)

    dont know why it's a blonde joke but ok

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    started by lilangel000399
    (10.10.2000 5:06:33 PM EST)

    do what i dont understand..
    maybe this is a trick joke

    That was cool (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.13.2000 10:08:25 PM EST)

    Some blondes are that dumb!

    DUMBASS!! (0 replies)
    started by thomoson
    (06.23.2000 5:24:40 PM EST)

    This is the Ebonic dictionary you dolt!!

    Embarrassed to be First (0 replies)  
    started by AnonymousFrog
    (06.21.2000 12:00:35 PM EST)

    Nothin' funnier than more blonde jokes. Unless it's more jokes about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

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