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The Blonde and Her Porno

By: cloudygrrlPublished: 07/20/2000
 
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A blonde was at the video store browsing through the selections. She decided she wanted a "racy" movie, and headed for the XXX section. After looking around while, she found one that looked interesting and rented it.

She got all cozy at home, and made popcorn and popped the tape in, but all she could see was static. She adjusted the tracking, and fiddled with some knobs, but know matter what, still all she saw was static. Finally, she had had enough and called the store.

"Something's wrong with this tape from your store!! I cant get anything to play except static!!" she yelled.

"Now calm down maam, maybe I can help you." the clerk repiled. "What's the name of the movie you rented?"

"Head Cleaner" she replied.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 10:29:07 PM EST)

    good one

    Funny (0 replies)
    started by thelizard
    (01.17.2001 2:01:55 PM EST)

    Now starring Jenny McCarthy as the beaver.

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    cool (0 replies)
    started by hotbot69
    (10.12.2000 10:51:12 PM EST)

    sup all

    I get it (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.07.2000 2:31:17 PM EST)

    She thought it was how to give head, but actually it only CLEANED head

    i dont' get it (0 replies)
    started by shanimal44
    (07.25.2000 8:02:10 PM EST)

    yo sumone who reads this tell me wut it means

    Greasy Anal Goat Sex Man (0 replies)
    started by BaddAssMatty
    (07.22.2000 5:00:42 PM EST)

    I have sex with goats

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    that was so not funny (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.20.2000 9:04:10 PM EST)

    that joke wasn't funny at all what knid of @$$ hole would write that

    crap (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (07.20.2000 8:13:38 AM EST)

    this joke is as old as my grandfathers bug skin rubber

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    FIRST!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by hughjazz
    (07.20.2000 2:46:23 AM EST)

    for the first time in my life i am first!

    anyway this joke sucked

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