Blind Man's Blonde
By: MissPK	Published: 08/18/2001
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy pauses and then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Thread comment award goes to: (0 replies) started by roger (08.26.2003 1:37:52 AM EST) GrandPatron for his comment of: I first heard it when Polock jokes were the norm. ****** Sorry GP, but there were no Polocks in this joke. Thanks for playing though and you can pick up your award at the third stall on your left. Keep those comments coming folks, you too could be a weener!!

LOL! (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (09.28.2001 3:52:29 AM EST) Good one, PK...:) ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

Yeah ! (0 replies) started by marvin (08.18.2001 9:43:07 AM EST) I know the feeling, if you have to explain a joke it's just not worth (your skin) telling it ! Thanks as always PK - 5 of course ;-)

Oldie (0 replies)   started by thegrandpatron (08.18.2001 5:05:20 AM EST) It's an Oldie but a Goodie. I first heard it when Polock jokes were the norm.

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