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Blonde Lottery

By: friday2kPublished: 02/16/2001
 
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A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it.

Brandi again prays. "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lottery night comes and Brandi still has no luck.

Once again, she prays. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself... "Brandi, work with me on this. Buy a ticket."

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    suwayder@hotmail.com (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.01.2001 7:50:46 AM EST)

    hi there im happy to be 1 of ur members
    thanks
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    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.28.2001 0:22:15 AM EST)

    Nuns

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    started by rook30505
    (02.16.2001 12:57:45 PM EST)

    10 pounds of stupid in a 5 pound bag.

    Pikachu is the devil.

    That's the kind of woman I need... (0 replies)
    started by iluvpie
    (02.16.2001 12:19:47 PM EST)

    Dumb as a five pound sack of rocks. Makes things a lot easier. Who needs intelligent women? "Hey hun, I hear that if you grab your ankles, all the blood rushes to your head, and that makes you smarter."

    The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

    Boy she's dumb. (0 replies)
    started by cheeseball
    (02.16.2001 4:37:31 AM EST)

    She could sell her children for medical research and make some decent dough.

    So he is a cheap bastard too (1 reply)  
    started by caterpillar
    (02.16.2001 2:45:27 AM EST)

    He would buy her a ticked himself if he really wanted to help.

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