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The Blonde And The Mechanic

By: beckdaddyPublished: 06/12/2002
 
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station and tells the mechanic, "It died."

After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburator."

She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

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    That's what I always do. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.12.2002 3:15:43 PM EST)

    Good lube.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    How ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.12.2002 4:34:57 AM EST)

    How do blondes get BMW's ?

    I'm blowed if I know ;-)

    lol (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (06.12.2002 2:16:29 AM EST)

    Imo try that on my wife's car.

    No wait. Imo try that on my wife :OP

    ~Obiwan~

    and the mechanic replied.... (3 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.12.2002 1:13:35 AM EST)


    every 200 miles miss PK.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    crap in the carburator (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (06.12.2002 0:41:56 AM EST)

    every half hour, that's when I pull over and do mine anyways


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