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The Bottle Brunette

By: misspkPublished: 05/22/2002
 
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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.

Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says "No, I'm really a blonde.

"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."

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    That's a classic... (1 reply)
    started by shawndiaz
    (05.22.2002 6:58:47 PM EST)

    Love it every time I hear it. ^5 PK!


    ~~??~~ (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.22.2002 7:42:47 AM EST)

    Sharing one of you life's experiences again are we O' Divine One?

    After the pain ..... (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (05.22.2002 1:58:53 AM EST)

    touch me PK (any where you like) I'm sure it wont hurt a bit !

    She's lucky (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.22.2002 1:15:01 AM EST)


    I can't touch a lot of my body parts...

    I can't reach 'em...

    hahahahaha


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