Desert Survival
By: marvin	Published: 03/21/2002
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of the car and upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car. The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door. They begin to walk through the desert and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food. She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat." They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink." They all decide that's a good idea, too. Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door. She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I bet (0 replies) started by sassygal (03.23.2002 3:54:43 AM EST) she didn't carry it far before she had the window down! Too bad she couldn't redirect the breeze blowing between her ears.. haha! Congrats to you on #100 Marvin!

So she could roll... (0 replies) started by acidinterval (03.23.2002 2:30:01 AM EST) down the window and hang her legs out. " Hard work MAY pay off in the future.... but LAZINESS pays off NOW!!! "

100th for Marvelous Marvin! (2 replies) started by bigswifty (03.21.2002 8:54:55 AM EST) I thought that she was going to say that when it got dark she could open the door and turn on the light. (how do blondes turn on the light after sex? They open the car door)

Way to go,Larry! (3 replies) started by malcom (03.21.2002 6:47:09 AM EST) The blonde should have jumped in the back seat and said,"I'll lie down back here and wait for my mechanic to come".

Congratulations Marvin (2 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.21.2002 5:43:59 AM EST) !! 100 !! Yee Haw, my man. Always be kind to others, remember a crowded elevator smells differently to a midget.

Congratulations, Marvin (2 replies) started by tjshere (03.21.2002 5:40:42 AM EST) The blonde should have taken one of the air conditioner vents. Never fear.....TJ's here!

you know..... (2 replies) started by dtahellyeah (03.21.2002 3:16:49 AM EST) there are real blondes out there like that.i do not know if that scares me or turns me on.i think i need help. DON'T TRUST ANYONE

My 100th Submission (0 replies) started by marvin (03.21.2002 3:04:58 AM EST) YAY! Somebody open the door it's stuffy in here.

Hey Marvin (1 reply) started by roger (03.21.2002 0:34:30 AM EST) Only 19 more posted submissions to go buddy. Just protecting my sheep

Yeah... (0 replies)   started by roger (03.21.2002 0:33:00 AM EST) and she could run around with it. The faster she'd go the more air would come in. hahaha Just protecting my sheep

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