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Getting Caught

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 05/15/2002
 
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Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.

The redhead is elated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house.

The next day the brunette and redhead talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"

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    old (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.18.2003 1:04:45 AM EST)

    heard it before many times

    Blondie (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (05.15.2002 8:37:58 AM EST)

    should find out where her boss's husband works.. there lies her revenge.

    There's no hope for me (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.15.2002 4:34:47 AM EST)

    1) I don't fancy my wife's boss.
    2) My wife isn't blonde.

    I bet if... (0 replies)  
    started by acidinterval
    (05.15.2002 2:07:05 AM EST)

    she just joined in she would might have gotten a raise.

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