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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Casino Blonde

    By: acidintervalPublished: 05/14/2002
     
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    Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

    With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

    Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.

    She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"

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    Not much of a system... (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (05.14.2002 9:29:19 AM EST)

    but look at the results!!

    I'm giving this a try next time I'm at the table's too!

    Hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.14.2002 6:50:26 AM EST)

    What a couple of boobs!

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Hey PK (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (05.14.2002 3:11:51 AM EST)

    let's goto the casino and see if this really works.

    Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

    I'd bet (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.14.2002 2:20:43 AM EST)

    she rolled a pair of snake eyes.

    Way to go PK (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.14.2002 1:28:51 AM EST)


    Now baby, let's spend some of that money.

    Good one Acid... ^5


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