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Winnebago

By: misspkPublished: 04/10/2002
 
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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...

"WIN A BAGEL"

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    Godd Jod - Miss PK (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.10.2002 8:50:01 AM EST)


    It's actually a joke I've never heard....and that is tuff to pull off. Unlike my pants.

    Hahahahahahah

    good.... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.10.2002 4:20:34 AM EST)

    joke,i like it i like it.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    Aw hell (7 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.10.2002 3:50:35 AM EST)

    I thought we were going to get to see MissPK's winnebagos. :^(

    Hehehe, cute joke, lady.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Bagels (1 reply)
    started by michaelcarl
    (04.10.2002 2:50:18 AM EST)

    Almost as good as Dounuts.....

    Pk gets.. (1 reply)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.10.2002 1:54:33 AM EST)

    her blonde jokes from her real life experiences..

    lol.. j/k funny stuff pk *hugs*

    Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

    Like Roger said (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.10.2002 1:54:13 AM EST)

    the title is a bit of a giveaway. But good joke just the same.

    I knew the punch line (7 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.10.2002 1:19:50 AM EST)

    when I read the title.

    You're right KB, this is perfect for PK


    Just protecting my sheep

    This joke has (2 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (04.10.2002 0:40:07 AM EST)

    Miss PK written all over it. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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