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 Winnebago | | By: misspk | Published: 04/10/2002 | | |  |
| A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win"
sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...
"WIN A BAGEL"
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Pk gets..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.10.2002 1:54:33 AM EST)
her blonde jokes from her real life experiences..
lol.. j/k funny stuff pk *hugs*
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Like Roger said
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marvin
(04.10.2002 1:54:13 AM EST)
the title is a bit of a giveaway. But good joke just the same.
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