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Blonde Mother

By: portajonPublished: 12/07/2002
 
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Three mothers are sitting on bench in the park.

The dark haired mother says "I was cleaning my daughters room last night and I found a pack of cigaretts, I had no idea she smoked!"

The red-headed mother says "Well I have something much worse, I was cleaning my daughters room last night and I found a bottle of vodka, I had no idea she drank!"

The blonde mother turns to them both and said "I was cleaning my daughter's room last night and I found a box of condoms, I had no idea she had a penis!"

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    the funny thing is though (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (12.07.2002 1:10:27 PM EST)

    her daughter does have a penis...I've seen it


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    Killers are silent

    I ain't kissing GP! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.07.2002 9:05:33 AM EST)

    So I'll kiss Missy for you instead. Hehehehe.

    Kudos for nailing the joke, dude. I'm impressed. Good joke too, I never heard it.

    My schween is small, but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    Kisses to you, GP!! :) (0 replies)
    started by missy
    (12.07.2002 8:29:28 AM EST)

    You got it right! :) Mmmmwwwhhhaaa! :)

    Hugs...

    I knew I couldn't .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.07.2002 6:47:56 AM EST)

    be wrong forever.

    This joke reminds me of my misspent youth.

    Well Grand, you called it. (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (12.07.2002 0:53:34 AM EST)

    Right on the money. ^5 to you and the joke.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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