You Need A What?
By: marvin	Published: 04/13/2002
The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?" She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one." "What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she said its a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but its always been there." One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. One guy said " I think you want an oil cap." She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damn funny about it." Yes, she was a blonde. Note: If you read "710" upside down.... it spells OIL. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I was guessing.. (0 replies) started by acidinterval (04.13.2002 5:17:22 PM EST) that it was metrics or something, and the joke would be on the guy's. But this was better! "Technology without morality is barbarous; morality without technology is impotent"

Why Make out........ (2 replies) started by mickofleeds (04.13.2002 3:48:42 PM EST) it's a real story....why not just tell it as a joke...i mean i could say..."Hey, I went to the gym the other day...I said to the gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"..He said "How flexible are you?"...I said "I can't make Thursdays" :^)...but i won't.Oh,and one more thing...did we really need the note at the bottom...apart from that it wasn't that funny anyway...this joke isn't bad though... TV Licensing: "Hello, TV Licensing. Helen speaking. How can I help?" Caller: "Do I have to have a TV Licence if I have a TV in the house?" TV Licensing: "If you've got a TV in the house and you're usuing it, then yes. If it's not connected to an aerial or if it hasn't got a plug on and you can't recieve any signal, then no." Caller: What use would that be? It'd be like having a really nice girlfriend who didn.t believe in sex before marriage." TV Licensing: (Pause) "I really don't know. I'm just telling you.You'd have to have your television detuned." Caller: "Right. Is there a concession for the blind?" TV Licensing: "Yes,there is, it's £54." Caller: "What if you're only blind in one eye?" TV Licensing: (Audible intake of breath) "You'd have to have a blind certificate. Are you blind sir?" Caller: "Maybe. Is there a deaf concession?" TV Licensing: No, nothing for the deaf sir." Caller: "Why not? The licence fee pays for BBC Radio as well. How much fun do you think you'd get off the radio if you're deaf?" TV Licensing: "I don't know sir. You'd have to ask the Government" Caller: "Right, I will. What about people getting a free one. Shouldn't they be paying more, as they sit at home all day and watch TV while we're at work. Is that fair?" TV Licensing: "I can't comment on that.(And then without barely a pause) No, I think it's OK." Caller: "Well,whatever. Do you still do black and white licences?" TV Licensing: "A few,yes. At £36.50." Caller: "What about if you've got a colour TV and just turn the colour down?" TV Licensing: (Anxcious) "You can't do that because you are still picking up the colour signal." Caller: " It's a con. I got a TV Licence last year, I paid for the whole thing upfront, but the service provided hasn't met my expectations. That new series of Absolutely Fabulous for instance: nowhere near as good as the previous ones. I want my money back." TV Licensing: "That's programme content sir. You pay for the signal. If you don't like the programmes..." Caller: "No, I just don't like the BBC. I quite like ITV." TV Licensing: (Clearly irritated) "Well pay for the Licence and don't watch BBC !" Caller: "Ground Force? I haven't even got a garden. So why am I paying for that?" TV Licensing: That's your own opinion. If you don't want to watch it, watch something else..." Caller: "But it's all repeats. How about if I sent you a photocopy of the cheque for last year's Licence. Would that be acceptable?" TV Licensing: "No, of course it wouldn't" Caller: "Exactly." TV Licensing: (Flustered) "Look, if you don't like the programme content, just switch channels. It...has...nothing...to.. Caller: (Pause) "Suppose we come to an agreement and I just give you £40 or something." TV Licensing: (Pause to regain calm) "No, you can't do that." Caller: "£50 ?" TV Licensing: (Angry now) "You can't bid £40 or £50 for a TV Licence! It's £109." Caller: "Fine. I'll get a lincence. (Pause) Now then....do you also do dog licences? I've got a dog, but it's only black and white...." That's all for now...cya :^) Hello....I am Mick

LMFAO!! (3 replies)   started by tjshere (04.13.2002 12:44:18 PM EST) Now THAT was funny and I'd never heard it before either. I'd love to know if this is really true. What a crack-up! ^5, Marvin. Never fear.....TJ's here!

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