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No-So-Dumb Blonde

By: michaelcarlPublished: 03/17/2003
 
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One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.

He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."

She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.

The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"

At that number, the blonde agrees.

The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.

"Got it," she replies.

He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.

Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"

The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.00.

Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"

She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.

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    He's out $490 (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.18.2003 1:28:06 AM EST)

    She gave him $5 twice. Unless five is bigger in Texas. hahahahaha


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    Funny Joke, Thumbs Up (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (03.17.2003 7:18:14 PM EST)

    By the way, The Suicide King has picked a slow way to go...

    He's out $495 (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.17.2003 7:41:08 AM EST)

    He better be glad he didn't merry this one. She'd have everything of his.
    LOL

    Not you too MC (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.17.2003 0:32:06 AM EST)


    Did Acid lend you his Dumb Blonde Joke Book?

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    interesting (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (03.17.2003 0:04:19 AM EST)

    being stupid paid off

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