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Knitting On The Open Road

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/03/2003
 
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

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    It wasn't an Afghan, my grandma got thrown off a plane for knitting one.


    Just protecting my sheep
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    started by tjshere
    (03.03.2003 3:53:49 AM EST)

    She's lucky she's good with her hands. She may need that skill to get out of a ticket.

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