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"The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?"-Answering a question about why he hasn't spent more time in New Hampshire, in the New York Times, Oct. 23, 1999
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven."
— Brian O'Rourke
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#115 Bambo makes up 99% of a panda's diet.
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is so ugly when she was born they tinted her incubator.
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Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
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 Blonde Kidnapping | | By: acidinterval | Published: 03/11/2003 | | |  |
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There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde" She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note... "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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