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Size Matters

By: nakedcanuckPublished: 02/19/2003
 
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Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers, so he stopped by the local drugstore.

"What size?" asked the blonde pharmacist's assistant sweetly.

When he admitted he wasn't sure of his size. the blonde led him into the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her. He was delighted to oblige.

"Size six." she told him after a moment "Now take it out. How many?"

Harry bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend Tom. Harry eagerly told Tom the whole story. Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place an order.

"But I'm afraid I don't know my size." he told the sales girl.

So the blonde led him in to the back room and repeated the procedure.

"Size seven, Sir, now take it out please. How many?"

But Tom kept it in till he reached a climax; "None thanks." he told her, zipping up his fly. "I just came in for a fitting."

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    BTW....... (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.19.2003 11:07:11 AM EST)

    Why did she need to give Harry a fitting? One quick glance should have told her he's a size 0. Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    The problem with her is.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.19.2003 10:10:34 AM EST)

    She's good all the way up to a 44L.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I think ....... (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.19.2003 9:08:09 AM EST)

    I dated that girl.
    Always a little to quick with a comparison.

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