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Blonde Cocktails

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/31/2003
 
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Three women walk into a bar:

The brunette says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" She says, "A Miller Light."

Then the redhead says, "Gimme a B L." The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light."

Finally the blonde says, "Gimme a 15." The bar tender says,"What's a fifteen?" She says," 7&7, duh!"

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    I agree with Roger (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.01.2003 0:20:00 AM EST)

    And Grand is mumbling to himself again. hahahahahaha


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    Harry ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.31.2003 9:32:05 AM EST)

    loves to drink.

    Well he's always talking about getting a cocktail. Or was that getting a cock in his tail.

    Never mind. LOL

    That .gif ain't you Acid (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.31.2003 3:48:23 AM EST)


    can you please return to your normal self again?


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