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Alligator Boots

By: tex402Published: 05/11/2003
 
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A blonde in the depths of Louisiana wanted a pair of alligator skin boots, but did not want to pay the high prices that were asked.After one particularly high priced pair,the blonde shouted "Well maybe I'll just go and kill an alligator and get a pair of shoes myself!"

The shopkeeper replied, "Go for it. Good luck."

After work one day the same shopkeeper was walking along the Louisiana river, when he saw the same blonde standing knee-deep in the water,shotgun in hand. As he watched a 9 foot alligator swan toward her. The blonde took aim and killed the lizard, and with a grea deal of effort, dragged it to shore.

The shopkeeper watched, amazed, as the blonde pulled the alligator towards the already dead 9 others there.

She turned the alligator over and looked at its feet and in irritation shouted "Damn! This one isn't wearing shoes either."

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.11.2003 11:04:50 PM EST)


    Hilarious


    Just protecting my sheep
    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.11.2003 7:54:32 PM EST)

    pretty good...

    She should have (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (05.11.2003 4:33:28 PM EST)

    shot Jimmy Nail and taken his crocodile shoes.

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

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