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The Coin Toss

By: acidintervalPublished: 01/02/2003
 
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The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet "Yes" for Heads and "No" for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."

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lmfao (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(01.12.2003 7:23:17 PM EST)

good one

Damn I knew this one (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.02.2003 6:45:51 AM EST)

But my old age was drawing a Blank on it.

It is a funny Joke. Wait, let me recheck that answer. Yes, it's a funny joke.

LMAO (0 replies)
started by roger
(01.02.2003 1:02:22 AM EST)

Go Acid Go

This was great


Just protecting my sheep
Hahahaha, I love it! (0 replies)  
started by tjshere
(01.02.2003 0:55:42 AM EST)

Normally I'm burned out on blonde jokes because I've heard `em all dozens of times. Not this one, it's new to me. LMAO here. ^5, Acid.

my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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