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Ten O'Clock News

By: misspkPublished: 04/10/2003
 
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A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't.." The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."

The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump.

"The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

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    Good One (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (04.10.2004 1:34:48 AM EST)

    Thats a 5. Thanks

    Sounds like SheerFaith to me (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.11.2003 0:31:25 AM EST)

    BTW, what color is your hair MissPK? Hahahahahaha. ^5 hon.


    Love the country, live to pee outside

    What's next? (2 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.10.2003 8:59:08 AM EST)


    Do the Redhead and the Blonde start making out?

    Come on inquiring minds want to know.

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