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Green Side Up

By: michaelcarlPublished: 05/29/2003
 
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A builder was going through a house he had just built with the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room.

They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue."

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red.

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be brown.

The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell green side up; whats that for?

The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I got a couple of blondes laying the turf out front."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.29.2003 10:18:08 PM EST)

    Ive heard it before but its a good one....

    I'll bet ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.29.2003 8:19:25 AM EST)


    KB doesn't understand this joke.
    Being from the Arizona and all.
    LOL

    Who said ... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.29.2003 4:10:39 AM EST)

    the blondes were female ?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    I hope........ (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.29.2003 3:04:40 AM EST)

    They don't double as wallpaper hangers. "Sticky side down!"

    Good `un, MC. ^5.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Blondes laying Turf ??? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (05.29.2003 0:44:56 AM EST)


    Turf who? Is he a member here?

    hahahahahaha

    good one MC


    Just protecting my sheep

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