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The Blonde Cop

By: michaelcarlPublished: 07/18/2003
 
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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.

The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and asked the veteran blonde officer, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?"

The blonde sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."

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    what happened in those "Smokey and The Bandit" movies.

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