A beautiful Blonde woman walked into a bar and sat down next to a young gentlemen. As she turned to introduce herself, she noticed he was staring at his watch. "Is your date late?", she asked.
"No" he replied. "I just bought a new, state of the art watch, and i'm testing it."
Curious, the woman asked "State of the art, huh? Well what's so special about it?"
"Well", the man said, "besides telling time, it speaks to me telepathically."
"Really?", she said, "what's it telling you now?"
"It's telling me you're not wearing any underwear."
"Well it's wrong, because I AM wearing underwear" said the woman.
The man taps his watch and replies "Hmm....darn thing must be an hour fast."
