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Three Broads Having Lunch

By: bigjohn2Published: 11/24/2003
 
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bA blond, a brunette and a redhead are sitting down for lunch one afternoon. The redhead says to the others, "I found cigarettes in my daughters room! I can't believe she's a smoker!. The brunette says "That's nothing. The other day I found beer in my daughters room. I can't believe she's a drinker!.

The blonde looks at the other two and says, "Well you two are lucky. Just yesterday I found condoms in my daughters room. I never even knew she had a penis!"

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    Damn!!! (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (12.05.2003 0:42:08 AM EST)


    They're gonna get fired if they don't get back to work. How long is their lunch hour anyway?

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Jeez Louise (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.03.2003 5:51:20 PM EST)


    Are these dames still eating???

    Thank you, Missy!

    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.24.2003 3:44:10 PM EST)

    3rd..

    Oh yeah (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.24.2003 5:25:25 AM EST)


    She has a penis all right. Just not all the time. She OWNS it all the time, she just doesn't HAVE it all the time.

    Haha, good `un, BJ.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    She (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.24.2003 0:22:51 AM EST)


    later went on to marry one.

    LMAO

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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