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Blind Man & The Blondes

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 01/20/2005
 
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    you know... (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (01.20.2005 4:59:19 PM EST)

    whether it's a traveling businessman and a polish joke, or a blind guy in a blond bar... I've heard this joke a few ways... and it's great every time.

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    waaaa hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by conservative
    (01.20.2005 5:18:07 AM EST)

    that was choice...too funny

    rattle me bones (0 replies)  
    started by malcom
    (01.20.2005 4:27:01 AM EST)


    Now blind and quadriplegic.

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