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After Your Tonsils Are Out

By: bd2sonPublished: 10/04/2005
 
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A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.

"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

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    Surgery (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.04.2005 5:34:38 AM EST)


    do you think she asked the same thing when she went to the dr with a broken knee?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Damn (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (10.04.2005 0:42:37 AM EST)


    when the punch line is the title it kinda ruins it.

    This is funny but I'm going to change it around when I email it to all my friends.

    Thanks BD2Son and ^5

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