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2 Blondes & The Found Compact

By: luvly1Published: 08/27/2005
 
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Two blondes are walking down the street.

One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.

She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

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    Now they are (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.27.2005 9:49:39 AM EST)


    going to start a cat fight over who it is in the compact.

    Maybe they'll end up ripping each others clothes off and making out.

    editor's note:
    Hey it could happen,
    this is my fantasy here.

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