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The Blonde's View On Roe Vs. Wade

By: luvly1Published: 08/25/2005
 
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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class.

The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi very seriously pondered the question and finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

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    Hey TJ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.25.2005 9:50:43 AM EST)


    she was talking about George Washington the comedian though.

    I'm impressed (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.25.2005 3:33:50 AM EST)


    That she got the river right.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    She must be... (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (08.25.2005 1:32:54 AM EST)

    related to my Brenda... lol

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