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Puzzled Blonde

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/20/2005
 
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started

Her boyfriend asks, "what is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed.

"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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    What if we pour (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (09.20.2005 9:38:48 AM EST)

    milk all over the puzzle?

    The Puzzle Dilemna (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.20.2005 4:10:52 AM EST)


    lmfao put'em back jesus .....lmfao

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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