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Horseback Riding Incident

By: luvly1Published: 10/28/2005
 
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

Brenda mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Brenda begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, Brenda grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when ... Wally, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to unplug the ride.

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    hahahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (10.28.2005 5:45:13 PM EST)

    ^5

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    now (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.28.2005 11:49:25 AM EST)


    tyhats some funny shit

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hey Roger (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.28.2005 10:17:01 AM EST)


    I hear ya Pal, but this time we find out her name is Brenda.

    A Blonde Horseback Riding (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (10.28.2005 8:58:06 AM EST)

    I WAS THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED! (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.28.2005 0:06:04 AM EST)

    the brenda was kinda cute

    damn that wally anyway

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