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TGIF

By: bd2sonPublished: 02/06/2006
 
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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'."

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    Hope I Can Remember This One (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (04.07.2006 10:38:04 PM EST)

    Worth repeating

    An end with horror, is better than horror without end.

    LOL (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.06.2006 8:25:08 AM EST)


    I guess I was wrong, I didn't think there were any new blonde jokes under the sun. Goot `un, BD!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by j9nh
    (02.06.2006 6:42:04 AM EST)

    Good blonde joke, BD! (I won't take it personally) ;^)

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