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"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
— A. Whitney Brown
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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.
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mouth is so big, she speaks in surround is sound.
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Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces?
A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
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 It's Lent | | By: bd2son | Published: 04/27/2006 | | |  |
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On their honeymoon, the BLONDE bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was, apparently, not going to make love to her, he replied, "It's Lent."
In tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of! Who did you lend it to ... and for how long?"
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