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No Money Honey?

By: marrakeshmanPublished: 12/22/2006
 
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A young blonde college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"

"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."

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    started by tjshere
    (12.22.2006 10:35:40 AM EST)

    Oh, that's good! What really makes it funny is I can see this actually happening.

    Thanks to Missy for the great GIF

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    started by bd2son
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    there checks in the check book, there's money in the bank!

    (_E=mc²_)

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