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The Sweat Or The Wind?

By: marrakeshmanPublished: 01/08/2007
 
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A blonde says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."

He says, "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"

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    Me thinks (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.08.2007 9:19:27 AM EST)


    She'd better buy both.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Me thinks (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.08.2007 7:38:31 AM EST)


    the salesman was more blonde than the blonde.

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