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Pulling The Wool

By: marrakeshmanPublished: 02/02/2007
 
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A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.

Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the cop rolled down his window and shouted "Pullover!".

The blonde rolled down her window and yelled back "No, it's a scarf!".

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    Knitting On The Open Road (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.02.2007 9:22:06 AM EST)


    Hahahahaha!!

    She's lucky she's good with her hands. She may need that skill to get out of a ticket.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LOL - it's funny (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.02.2007 5:57:51 AM EST)


    This may have been the very 1st blonde joke I ever heard.
    I'm not sure, it's been a long time ago.

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