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Bubba, Junior And The Blonde

By: ajk454Published: 09/19/2007
 
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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

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    yeah (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (09.20.2007 9:08:40 AM EST)

    what was she thinking anyways lol

    junior cant afford to pay attention lol

    Wooo hoooo! (2 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (09.19.2007 4:47:44 PM EST)

    Number ten for me! How many more do I need to catch up to Luvly???

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