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Long Awaited Brunette Jokes

By: PechieSwetPublished: 04/27/1999
 
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Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes. Here's their revenge:

what's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

Why didn't indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-price

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

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    started by Anonymous Goofball
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    that was was bad, this must come from a dumb blond

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    Cows moo ducks quack, i'm the first to sign on the crack.



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