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Blind Man's Blonde

By: MissPKPublished: 08/18/2001
 
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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy pauses and then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    Title: LOL!
    By: sweetiepeach
    Date: 09.28.2001 3:52 AM EST

    Good one, PK...:)


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    Good one, PK...:)

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