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Blonde 911

By: JskillsPublished: 12/02/1998
 
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A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and
said, 'my house is on fire.'
The man on the phone said, 'Well can you tell me
how we get there.'
She said, 'Duhhh... in the big red trucks!'

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    started by vampiralcaca
    (08.19.2000 0:31:18 AM EST)

    it was actually pretty funny

    coed

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