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Count The Legs And Divide

By: ElainePublished: 01/17/1999
 
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A blonde is sitting at home one day when she decides she's sick of hearing all those blonde jokes, so she decides to dye her hair brown. To see if it works, she goes to a farm.

She walks up to the farmer and says, "if I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer kinda chuckles to himself, and then replies, "Sure, why not?" The blonde pulls out a calculator and does a whole bunch of calculus and trig equations and comes up with a number. She says to the farmer, "There are 314 sheep out there." The farmer looks at her with a shocked expression and says, "You're right! Go take your pick". The blonde takes a few minutes to pick a sheep, waves to the farmer, and leaves.

She's sitting at home the next day when she hears a knock on her front door. She opens it and finds the farmer standing there, holding his hat. He says to her, "If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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    started by bigjohn2
    (04.23.2003 9:33:49 PM EST)

    now thats good

    What? (1 reply)
    started by Slinky213
    (01.06.2001 9:00:18 AM EST)

    I have a question. Doesn't trig have to deal with the equation of how far it goes into the air and to find where it went. See i think that trig is to find the distance in which a rocket is shot into the air. Then the approximated velocity and upward movement with the slight change of wind, you are able to find where exactly the rocket landed. Not to some equation to finding in an AREA of how many sheep are there. I know it's not the idea of the details but just the joke itself. Just wondering. By the way this is Slinky213's little brother. Tell him to tell me what you wrote back...if you would be so nice and do write back. Thank YOu

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    started by arenem99
    (09.01.2000 8:20:26 AM EST)

    Duh huh huhhuh.

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