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An accident waiting to happen

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/07/1999
 
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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.

"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here. I almost had an accident ! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me !"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied . "Ma'am ...that's your air freshener.

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hmmmm (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(05.03.2003 0:16:21 AM EST)

kinda not very funny

oh (0 replies)
started by StreetImperial
(02.18.2001 10:22:18 PM EST)

And these are my nutz in ya mouf

It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up. Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!

That was ok ... (0 replies)  
started by NSMC
(11.06.2000 3:00:58 PM EST)

not the best ive heard

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