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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
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hmmmm
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started by
bigjohn2
(05.03.2003 0:16:21 AM EST)
kinda not very funny
oh
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started by
StreetImperial
(02.18.2001 10:22:18 PM EST)
And these are my nutz in ya mouf
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!
That was ok ...
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started by
NSMC
(11.06.2000 3:00:58 PM EST)
not the best ive heard
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