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GOV. BUSH: "Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb...I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of...I shouldn't call him my little brother...my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas." JIM LEHRER: "Florida." GOV. BUSH: "Florida. The state of the Florida."-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000
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"May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world."
— The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card.
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#93 A Kangaroo can jump 30 feet.
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is so stupid when asked on an application,"Sex?",she marked, "M, F and is sometimes Wednesday too."
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Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
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 An accident waiting to happen | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 09/07/1999 | | |  |
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A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the
road"?
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here. I
almost had an accident ! I looked up and there was a tree right
in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree
in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another
tree in front of me !"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the
officer replied . "Ma'am ...that's your air freshener.
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kinda not very funny 
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