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The Blonde and Her Porno

By: cloudygrrlPublished: 07/20/2000
 
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A blonde was at the video store browsing through the selections. She decided she wanted a "racy" movie, and headed for the XXX section. After looking around while, she found one that looked interesting and rented it.

She got all cozy at home, and made popcorn and popped the tape in, but all she could see was static. She adjusted the tracking, and fiddled with some knobs, but know matter what, still all she saw was static. Finally, she had had enough and called the store.

"Something's wrong with this tape from your store!! I cant get anything to play except static!!" she yelled.

"Now calm down maam, maybe I can help you." the clerk repiled. "What's the name of the movie you rented?"

"Head Cleaner" she replied.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    started by thelizard
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