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Almost Busted

By: MissPKPublished: 02/23/2001
 
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

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    lmao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.03.2003 10:45:10 PM EST)

    good one

    Never mind PK (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (02.23.2002 3:44:11 AM EST)

    you can come round my place after work instead ;-)

    Kiss my Ass !

    I almost got caught... (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (02.26.2001 12:42:37 PM EST)

    smoking joints with the chief of police.

    It's more than a hair color... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (02.23.2001 10:59:29 AM EST)


    ...it's a lifestyle!

    The Naked Canuck

    Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
    very swell (0 replies)
    started by UNCLESLAM
    (02.23.2001 9:47:10 AM EST)

    funny

    Hey Miss PK....... (2 replies)
    started by alphagore
    (02.23.2001 9:17:32 AM EST)

    I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

    Repeat... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.23.2001 4:37:22 AM EST)

    My God, how old is this one?????

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    (02.23.2001 4:36:22 AM EST)

    ...ARE THE BEST!!!!!!1

    Goofball site is funny

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    started by paranorml
    (02.23.2001 0:17:33 AM EST)

    Well now .. wouldn't that create an interesting workplace..

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