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Blonde Death

By: MissPKPublished: 01/06/2001
 
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day. We aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it, and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual, "If you need anything, just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying.

He rushes out to her asking, "What's so bad now? Are you going be OK?"

"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!"

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holy shit (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(05.03.2003 10:42:30 PM EST)

thats great

Fucking funny (0 replies)
started by Rsmithiscool
(03.20.2001 3:18:47 AM EST)

....................Boom

cum on blondie (0 replies)
started by HORACIOMORENO
(02.09.2001 7:18:47 PM EST)

lets get some better bimbo jokes

that was fucken funny!

cring blonde (0 replies)
started by lollipoplustkill
(02.06.2001 5:13:35 PM EST)

ed ewfvervffffffffffff

dumb bitch (0 replies)
started by st05mike
(02.05.2001 6:59:41 PM EST)

this joke blows my grandpas
donkey dick

mike smith

blondes (0 replies)
started by truck26
(02.03.2001 7:56:25 PM EST)

I liked the blonde in the cartoon bouncing up and down Me thinks she's Happy

loser (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 7:21:21 PM EST)

isint this funny! ahahahahaha

fucked up (0 replies)
started by cartman35
(02.02.2001 9:54:18 AM EST)

this joke really suks

Lose. (0 replies)
started by premonition7
(02.02.2001 5:21:45 AM EST)

Blonde jokes are stale, stagnant and old. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Fuck.

Adam

fucked up (0 replies)
started by tjx
(01.29.2001 1:33:09 PM EST)

i hated this joke!!!!!

i would just like to say that this is a really interesting site and i plan on comeing here alot so be waiting and if you don't have new and interesting things every day i do plan on sewing.

here is a blonde joke. (0 replies)
started by wwestfall
(01.27.2001 5:49:53 PM EST)

Did you hear about the 2 blondes that froze to death at the drive in.

They went to see CLOSED FOR THE WINTER.

I am what I am!

Good One (0 replies)
started by wondercatcher
(01.26.2001 10:54:26 AM EST)

Makes me laugh when i am down and out

STUPID BLONDE

Your wife is my babys momma!

hahahahaha............... wait (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.07.2001 7:52:58 PM EST)

not funny

That's Bad (0 replies)
started by gmcbroom
(01.07.2001 5:23:45 AM EST)

What more needs to be said?

No

is it just me (1 reply)
started by jci986
(01.06.2001 2:17:22 PM EST)

or did that joke absolutly suck

MAYBE THEY WERE (0 replies)
started by donut38
(01.06.2001 0:06:25 AM EST)

STEP SISTERS AND HAD THE SAME FATHER AND DIFFERENT MOTHERS??


NO PROBABLY NOT

hmmmm .... viva el blondes (0 replies)  
started by daveminster
(01.06.2001 0:04:20 AM EST)

see title for details

Homer J. Simpson

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