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bA blond, a brunette and a redhead are sitting down for lunch one afternoon. The redhead says to the others, "I found cigarettes in my daughters room! I can't believe she's a smoker!. The brunette says "That's nothing. The other day I found beer in my daughters room. I can't believe she's a drinker!.
The blonde looks at the other two and says, "Well you two are lucky. Just yesterday I found condoms in my daughters room. I never even knew she had a penis!"
lol
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started by
bigjohn2
(11.24.2003 3:44:10 PM EST)
3rd..
Oh yeah
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started by
tjshere
(11.24.2003 5:25:25 AM EST)
She has a penis all right. Just not all the time. She OWNS it all the time, she just doesn't HAVE it all the time.
Haha, good `un, BJ.
She
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started by
thecritic
(11.24.2003 0:22:51 AM EST)
later went on to marry one.
LMAO
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