Beautiful Blonde Goes to NYC
By: JimBelter	Published: 03/24/1999
A beautiful blonde boards a plane for NYC. She sits down in first class. The stewardess checks her seat reservation and notices that she has a coach seat. The stewardess says to the blonde, "Ma'am. You need to move to the back of the plane. You're sitting in first class and you have a coach ticket." The blonde looks at the stewardess and says, "Well, I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. I'm going to NYC and I am not moving!!" The stewardess then goes to the copilot and explains that she has a passenger that won't go to her assigned seat. The copilot replies, "I'll handle this one." The copilot apporaches the blonde and says, "Ma'am. You need to move to your assigned seat so will you please follow me?" Again, the blonde replies, "Well, I'm blonde. I'm beautiful. I'm going to NYC and I am not moving!!" The copilot goes back to the cabin and tells the pilot about the problem with this passenger in first class. The pilot asks which one and the copilot states, "I'ts the blonde." "The blonde? No problem." says the pilot. "I'm married to one. I'll handle this." The pilot walks over to the blonde and asks her if he could speak to her. She agrees. The pilot bends over, whispers in her ear and the blonde stands up and says, "Well why didn't you say so in the first place?" She gets out of her first class seat and goes to her assigned seat in coach. The pilot goes back to the cabin to finish out his duties. Bewildered, the copilot and stewardess approach the pilot and ask him, "What did you say to her to get her to move so quickly?" "That's easy," said the pilot. "I told her that first class wasn't going to NYC!!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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