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Blonde At The Beach

By: beckdaddyPublished: 08/28/2001
 
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde. The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on. The bathroom is just up the hill. I'll go get some toilet paper."

After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh. The redhead says, "What's so funny?"

The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her! By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"

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    LMAO!! (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (09.28.2001 3:51:35 AM EST)

    Blonde toilet humor...good one, honey...:)

    ~SweetiePeach~   ~*God Bless America*~

    lmfao (1 reply)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.28.2001 8:46:16 PM EST)

    I love blonde jokes.
    good one beckdaddy

    BIG JOHN

    Now there's a new one! (2 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (08.28.2001 0:55:56 AM EST)


    Never mess with a redhead. Just a friendly warning....

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