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Blonde vs. Brunette

By: GingerSnapsPublished: 04/21/1999
 
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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and they pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again for no reason."

The blonde looks at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The brunette says, "Oh sure...but I just don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air."

( . . . long pause . . . )

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?

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    oh yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (04.23.2003 9:47:18 PM EST)
    that is funny.....

    A Classic (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (04.21.2001 11:14:56 PM EST)
    Gotta love the classics.

    So... (0 replies)
    started by queenk
    (04.21.2001 1:07:33 AM EST)
    What's wrong with the brunette?? I don't need flower, but let me just get my legs in the air.

    Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.

    essex girl (0 replies)
    started by bernie69
    (09.21.2000 0:50:12 AM EST)
    whats the difference between a essex girl and a rottwieler (ans) the rottwieler dont wear lipstick

    sic transit gloria mundie

    hmmm... (0 replies)  
    started by vault3
    (06.16.2000 9:40:57 AM EST)
    Ouch, bad hit on blondes (he he)

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