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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
A: Her navel.
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 One Dumb Husband | | By: Anonymous | Published: 08/02/2000 | | |  |
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A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
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great jokes
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.07.2000 12:33:47 PM EST)
Thank for making my day. i just found your web page. everyone should read a joke a day to take life lighter
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DUH!
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started by
seanmckay
(08.02.2000 8:13:45 AM EST)
enough said.Love,Peace & Hair Greez
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y'know...
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started by
XorsistXtreme
(08.02.2000 2:14:03 AM EST)
If I were the husband, I woulda said something like, "WAASSSSSSUUUPPPPPP????"
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